what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
LOW FUCKING BLOW
(via istariannacrudgo)
June192013
10PM
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via istariannacrudgo)
8PM
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
(via thisischarles)
8PM
HAVE YOU EVER, EVER FELT LIKE THIS?
(via imtheonetheywarnyouabout)
7PM
Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma
she was doomed from the start
(via juuliuu)
7PM
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:
I AM GOING TO DO IT
I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE
(Source: yeptea, via istariannacrudgo)
6PM
my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off
(via istariannacrudgo)
6AM
(Source: flabbeycrossing, via oneofthemaliens)
6AM
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
(via oneofthemaliens)
June182013
oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
(Source: 0nthesea, via imtheonetheywarnyouabout)
9PM
Diva sold me a fake painting today.
(via mr-radical)
9PM
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
(Source: owls-only, via imtheonetheywarnyouabout)
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